i have this obsession with jaw lines and bone structure it’s actually starting to worry me
Why does everyone have a love interest but me? *cries
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...– Thomas Edison (via crookedindifference)
I’m an idiot.
Like, if all of the other lasgnes in the world were employed, and worked at some lasagne plant somewhere, this one would be the CEO. - Best friend My description of the lasagne I had for dinner
Money is just something you have in case you don’t die tomorrow– Karl Pilkington (via comradedyslexic)